Balls. (a naughty bingo poem)

I never thought I’d be a bingo caller

that calling balls could be totally baller

That I’d be wearing a short fuzzy skirt

With cyberpunk wires coming out of my shirt

And really tall shoes that make my feet hurt

handling balls.

Handing out prizes that also have balls.

And the other equipment involved withal.

From classes to passes to masks to toys

Prizes were given and received with joy.

With more balls to trip during the halftime show.

This ain’t your grandma’s bingo, dontcha know?


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