Balls. (a naughty bingo poem)
I never thought I’d be 
a bingo caller
that calling balls could be totally baller
That I’d be wearing a short fuzzy skirt
With cyberpunk wires coming out of my shirt
And really tall shoes that make my feet hurt
handling balls.
Handing out prizes that also have balls.
And the other equipment involved withal.
From classes to passes to masks to toys
Prizes were given and received with joy.
With more balls to trip during the halftime show.
This ain’t your grandma’s bingo, dontcha know?
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